How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.