How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.