How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.