How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.