What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.