What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!