What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.