What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.