What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello