What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.