Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done