Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.