Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back