Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.