Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.