Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.