Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.