Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.