What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.