What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense