What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"