What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.