Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?