Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.