How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.