How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.