How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.