Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves