Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...