Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.