Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

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The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When the big hand touches the little hand

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Mouse Tse Tung !

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.