Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King