Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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They put two twins together to make a king.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !