A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
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When the big hand touches the little hand
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Because Missouri loves company
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Electricity.
They can't MOOve
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Give them a test-tickle
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
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