When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.