When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.