How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.