How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.