What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust