Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What country is ill?

A: Germany.