Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.