Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.