Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"