Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up