Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.