Pardon Jokes

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up