Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !