Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder