Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.