What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears