What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears