What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears