What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Big holes all over Australia!

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.