How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots