How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.