How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!