What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/