What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.