What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!