A quarter-pounder with cheese
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
By putting flowers on its grave.
Because it was provOLONE
Mascarpone
my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
A cracker with cheese
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!