Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.