Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears