Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.