How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "