How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "