How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "