How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.