What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.