What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.