What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.