What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!