Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.