Jackson Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !