What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off