What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off