What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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Women should be first.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off