What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"