The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Because of the conductor.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because it's undefined.
Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.
He invested in beanstocks!
17 dirty apes.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
A Step-Stool
Reload.