What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't