Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .