Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch