What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.