What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.