What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.