What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...