What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.