Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.