Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.