Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!