Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie