What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.