What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.