Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!