Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!