What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Census presents for Christmas !

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy