Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.