Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!