Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he plays with Pooh.
He died on the cross!
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
They play music, not hockey.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
