Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Derek Bin Jeter

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They play music, not hockey.

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The Chosen Juan.

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She heard about his second coming

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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They play music, not hockey.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.