Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Shoot one of them.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
A cross walk
Because he was born in a barn.
Nails in their hands and feet
Nail its other hand to the floor.
It would've just been "mas".
Holy
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Baby on board.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.