Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."