Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.