Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Fiddler on the hoof!
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
It popped a wheelie.
They both got nailed all night.
It would've just been "mas".
Using the lords name in vanity
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....