Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.