What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.