Derek Bin Jeter
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
You exorcise him.
They don't work out.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself