Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy