Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.