Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.