Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder