Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.