What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!