What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here