What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.