What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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LINE IT!"

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk