What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.