What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.