What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."