What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze