Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

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