When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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A subordinate clause
Subordinate Clauses.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
The Elfabet!
Karma. (Please forgive me)
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Boss
His boss always took him for granite.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
That people exaggerate.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Rue Dolph
Because they are both tail bearers !
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
