Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Teaching the chicken to cook

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Teach me senpai!

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic